Mai Time

'Twas the Night Before Tiki Christmas

Merry Christmas EVE and Happy Holidays to all our Partners in Grog!  We’re popping onto your feeds to give you a quick little shot of holiday cheer.  We’d kiss each and every one of you, even without the mistletoe!  
Episode Drinks: n/aGrog Log Completion percentage: 92%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  28 days
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Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod

Mai Five Attractions Edition: Dinosaur

Our final Grog Logging session of 2024!  We down a couple more drinks on our quest to finish all 78 to be inducted into the Loyal Order of the Drooling Bastard and we talk about some non-groundbreaking Disney updates.  Then Corie introduces us to her newest segment “Mai Five Attraction Edition.”  
We’ll release special episodes over the next couple weeks and get back to logging grog in 2025!  
Episode Drinks: Beachcomber’s Punch (#71), Tasman Sea (#72)Grog Log Completion percentage: 92%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  35 days
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Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod

It's Time for 69

We’re back at the Tonga Hut for Grog Log drink #69 and our horniest episode yet!  After downing the fiery concoction we discuss Disney couples’ intimate secrets and one-bite a Taco Bell Meximelt. A truly horny and unhinged episode.  
Episode Drinks: Flaming Coffee Grog (#69), Rum Runner (#70)Grog Log Completion percentage: 90%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  42 days
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Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod

Boozin' & Talkin' Cruisin'

It’s the second episode of a two recording night, so you know what that means, we’re a lil’ “loose” in this one!  We take down a couple drinks and talk about changes to Animal Kingdom, Epcot, and the launch of a new Disney Cruise Ship.  
Episode Drinks: Royal Hawaiian (#67), The Reef (#68))Grog Log Completion percentage: 87%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  49 days
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Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod

It's Not Easy Being Muppet*Vision 3D

To quote Miss Piggy, “I’m a PIG, and as a PIG, I have always stood out.”  Major Muppet news broke this week and we’re here to get drunk and talk about it. Tune in to hear if we pop blood vessels with our rage.  
Episode Drinks: Tortuga (#65), Blue Hawaii (#66)Grog Log Completion percentage: 85%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  56 days
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Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod

A Few Messy Zombies

What happens when you tackle one of the most potent grog log drinks on an empty stomach?!  Dave is about to quickly find out!  
On this week’s episode we’re joined by Derby Doll, Tiki aficionado, Disney enthusiast, and all around bad-ass, Amelia (@amelia_bigdealia). 
Episode Drinks: Zombie (#62), Von Tiki (#63), Painkiller (#64)Grog Log Completion percentage: 82%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  63 days
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Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod

Bah-da-ba-ba-bah, I'm Gluttonous

Are you sad that Spooky Season is over?  Do you need a chuckle after a stressful week?  Maybe 50 Chicken McNuggets is the cure!?!
After talking about it for over 8yrs, Dave finally attempts to eat 50 nuggets. We know he SHOULDN'T do it, but CAN he do it?!  Tune in to find out!  
Episode Drinks: Headhunter (#61), Pink Pony Club & Girl is a GunGrog Log Completion percentage: 78%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  70 days
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Want more Mai Time content?  Head over to our new Patreon, The PIGtreon, and become a member!  For either $5 or $8/mo you will receive bonus episodes, monthly livestream happy hours, giveaways, video content, and more! 
Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod
 

Blame the World Series & Halloween

Okaaaaaaay... real talk... we were very busy last week!  We didn't want to miss a Dodgers World Series game, and had Halloween in the mix as well so we didn't make it to Tonga Hut to Grog Log.  
BUT, we're making it up to you and unlocking some clip highlights from our Patreon.  We talk about forbidden delicacies with Corie's brother in law.  Dave talks to his Dad about a run in with Bette Midler @ MGM Studios.  Then a bonus segment from Jon Gabrus about the ways he got free food at bars when he was living in NYC! 
Episode Drinks: n/aGrog Log Completion percentage: 77%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  2 months, 16 days
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Want more Mai Time content?  Head over to our new Patreon, The PIGtreon, and become a member!  Bonus episodes, monthly livestream happy hours, giveaways, video content, and more! 
Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod
 

A Spooktacular Finale

Some grog log drinks are bitter and some are sweet. The last two months were filled with so many amazing haunts but Spooky Season is coming to end and that's truly bittersweet.
On today’s episode we face our fears and drink the infamous WORST drink on the Grog Log then rank every haunted maze from HHN Orlando & Hollywood and Knott’s Scary Farm. 
Episode Drinks: Beachcomber’s Gold (#59) & Never Say Die (#60)Grog Log Completion percentage: 77%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  2 months, 23 days
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Call and leave us a message with your favorite toasts, Grog Log tips, and feedback: (559) We-Drunk  (559-933-7865)
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod
 

Knott's, Gonna Do It!

We’re done with Spooky Season.  We’re over it.  Knott’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Get it?)  On today’s episode we find out if we’re brave enough to tackle Knott’s Scary Farm.  
Episode Drinks: Castaway (#57) & Don’s Daiquiri (#58)Grog Log Completion percentage: 74%Time remaining to complete the Grog Log:  2 months, 30 days
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"Secret of Tiki Island" theme song by Kevin MacLeod